If you are trying to make the NBA playoffs, you absolutely do NOT lose to the Atlanta Hawks. Seriously - I think the Evans intramural basketball team beat the Hawks at the Rec during our sophomore year. Wittig hit the game winner, I think.

Oh well - we can always hope the wolves end up with one of the top three picks in the draft.

The seller misrepresented the square footage of my new condo. It was listed as 811 square feet, but it is actually only 690 square feet. So I lose 121 square feet, but I gain $2000 for my trouble.

"We were going to light a bunch of candles and have sex near them."